Saša
"Dej to Vrbě..."
"Máme dneska celocvik?" (místo tělocvik)
O češtině:
Kvasnice: "Napište zkratku titulu vašeho vysněného povolání."
Saša napíše: SJD (=Saša je dobrej)
"Rodinná piječe..."
O laborkách z F zapojujeme el. obvod a zapisujeme nějaký údaje. Vítek zapojuje,, Tomáš sedí a kouká na ně, Dan zevluje kolem a točí vodičema a Saša zapisuje... Bouďas jim celou dobu radí: "Napište si tam co bylo uvedeno a pak to, co vám vyšlo..."
Vítek: "Sašo piš: Bylo uvedeno..." (Saša to píše na papír jak ho napadne) "Ale napiš k tomu trojku, jako že je to ten 3. způsob. Ty to píšeš jen tak do prostoru." (smích)
A Saša tak suvereně řekne: "Tak si to piš sám!"
Sašovy reakce: "žj, cž" (že jo, co že):-D
"A kdy má ta Vrba narozeniny?"
"No já dostanu káru od taty...":-)
Na fr je nás jen 5 a píšem další hodinu z chemie, tak nás Dvořina nechá, ať si děláme co chcem. Tak si všichni píšou taháky a Honza P. se zeptá: "Co znamená to planární?"
A Saša na to: "Žj to sexy - heh." :-D (vždycky to jeho "hh")
Saša řiká:-D : "Mě by posrala, kdyby mi ten tahák našla."
všichni hroznej výtlem :-DD
(a Tomáš na to: "Sašoo, co si řek? Posrala? Řiká se ale nasrala vííš." a SŠ jen: "hh, aha.")
O půlený matice se pořád všichni smějou a dělaj si srandu ze zápisu Bouďas. Pořád nějaký narážky a mezi tyhle vtipy Saša vážně prohodí: "Sněžíí..." a všichni totální výbuch
O laborkách z fyziky počítáme příklady... U tabule je flegmatickej Venca a Bouďas ho pořád mate, že Vašek už pak neví, co tam má počítat. Pak chvíli přemejšlí a ozve se Saša: "Počítej nee... tam stojí u tabule..."
(a následoval samozřejmě totální výbuch smíchu:-D)
Saša na Verču (ze zkušenosti s Kim): "Bacha na make-up."
O biologii, když děláme genetiku Šulcoá: "Ano, synové budou hemofilní..."
SŠ: "To je co... černý...- heh..."
"Pavel je albín. Heh - se opil a byl zelenej."
SŠ zas jednou perlí. Je hrozný vedro Saša pořád prohlašuje: "Je vedro..."a Bouďas chce po něm smazat tabuli. Saša na to: "Já tam nejdu, sem nervózní."
O ZSV: "Sašo, co je to zločin..."
SŠ: "Když někoho zabiješ."
Klára počítá o matice u tabule a Zuzka nechápe. Klára jí to začne zase svym způsobem vysvětlovat (samozřejmě je vysvětlení naprosto logickééé) a Saša se otočí na Zuzku a povidá: "Už rozumiš?"
Zase jednou po "dlouhý době" se Slezinou na matice... Někdo: "My sme parabolu nedělali!"
Slezina: "Vy ste parabolu nedělali?"
SŠ: "Ale Kominík umí!"
Robert se ptá o hodině chemie Elišky: "Napíšeš mi číslo na Mikeše?"
SŠ: "Proč, chceš s nim sex?"
El.: "Já nevim, nemám tu mobil."
SŠ: "Jaktože, si nenosíš..."
Honza: "Nech ji bejt nee..."
Na Fr prof.: "Jak se řekne rozveselit se, Sašo."
Saša: "Jak? Francouzsky?"
Na matice Vorš.: "... v čitateli přičteme a odečteme 1..."
SŠ na Vorš.: "Počkej jako jak..."
Na Fr máme psát písemku, tak už poctivě každej sedíme zvlášť, aby sme neopisovali. Tomáš se zeptá: "Bude A, B?"
Saša: "A, B, C, D..."
Pak se Tomáš eště zeptal: "Kolik bude otázek?"
A Saša zas pohotově: "54."
Na Fr budem psát písemku a Prof. diktuje věty. Verča nestíhá: "Eště jednou prosím."
Prof. se tak podivá směrem na Sašu a řekne jednou to stačí.
Saša na obranu, že on se neptal: "Já to nebyl."
Jednou na fyzice zkoušíme s Meix. ňákej pokus, kde se musí něčim točit a ono to vytváří el. proud. Profesorce to moc nejde, protože nemá sílu, tak zavolá Sašu a ten na to: "Já nevim, co pak bude... Pak 320, pak kebab bude."
Před matikou před seminářem počítáme eště nějaký příklady, protože píšem opakovací temata. Tak na jeden příklad přídem a Eliška: "Tak Sašo, budeš házet kostkou a běda, jestli tam nepadne tenhle příklad."
Saša: "No, jestli bude graf tak sem v piči."
Probíráme v čj pár otázek na maturitu z jazyka. Kvas.: "Dej mouku ze mlejna na vozejk - to je spisovné. A dej múku ze mlyna na vozik - to už ne."
Saša: "Tomu vic rozumim."
Verča objevila po maturiťáku na kloubku na ruce nějakej šlinc a SŠ hned: "Dejte si na ni bacha, dala ranu klukovi. Veru, to je drsna holka."
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