Saša
"Dej to Vrbě..."
"Máme dneska celocvik?" (místo tělocvik)
O češtině:
Kvasnice: "Napište zkratku titulu vašeho vysněného povolání."
Saša napíše: SJD (=Saša je dobrej)
"Rodinná piječe..."
O laborkách z F zapojujeme el. obvod a zapisujeme nějaký údaje. Vítek zapojuje,, Tomáš sedí a kouká na ně, Dan zevluje kolem a točí vodičema a Saša zapisuje... Bouďas jim celou dobu radí: "Napište si tam co bylo uvedeno a pak to, co vám vyšlo..."
Vítek: "Sašo piš: Bylo uvedeno..." (Saša to píše na papír jak ho napadne) "Ale napiš k tomu trojku, jako že je to ten 3. způsob. Ty to píšeš jen tak do prostoru." (smích)
A Saša tak suvereně řekne: "Tak si to piš sám!"
Sašovy reakce: "žj, cž" (že jo, co že):-D
"A kdy má ta Vrba narozeniny?"
"No já dostanu káru od taty...":-)
Na fr je nás jen 5 a píšem další hodinu z chemie, tak nás Dvořina nechá, ať si děláme co chcem. Tak si všichni píšou taháky a Honza P. se zeptá: "Co znamená to planární?"
A Saša na to: "Žj to sexy - heh." :-D (vždycky to jeho "hh")
Saša řiká:-D : "Mě by posrala, kdyby mi ten tahák našla."
všichni hroznej výtlem :-DD
(a Tomáš na to: "Sašoo, co si řek? Posrala? Řiká se ale nasrala vííš." a SŠ jen: "hh, aha.")
O půlený matice se pořád všichni smějou a dělaj si srandu ze zápisu Bouďas. Pořád nějaký narážky a mezi tyhle vtipy Saša vážně prohodí: "Sněžíí..." a všichni totální výbuch
O laborkách z fyziky počítáme příklady... U tabule je flegmatickej Venca a Bouďas ho pořád mate, že Vašek už pak neví, co tam má počítat. Pak chvíli přemejšlí a ozve se Saša: "Počítej nee... tam stojí u tabule..."
(a následoval samozřejmě totální výbuch smíchu:-D)
Saša na Verču (ze zkušenosti s Kim): "Bacha na make-up."
O biologii, když děláme genetiku Šulcoá: "Ano, synové budou hemofilní..."
SŠ: "To je co... černý...- heh..."
"Pavel je albín. Heh - se opil a byl zelenej."
SŠ zas jednou perlí. Je hrozný vedro Saša pořád prohlašuje: "Je vedro..."a Bouďas chce po něm smazat tabuli. Saša na to: "Já tam nejdu, sem nervózní."
O ZSV: "Sašo, co je to zločin..."
SŠ: "Když někoho zabiješ."
Klára počítá o matice u tabule a Zuzka nechápe. Klára jí to začne zase svym způsobem vysvětlovat (samozřejmě je vysvětlení naprosto logickééé) a Saša se otočí na Zuzku a povidá: "Už rozumiš?"
Zase jednou po "dlouhý době" se Slezinou na matice... Někdo: "My sme parabolu nedělali!"
Slezina: "Vy ste parabolu nedělali?"
SŠ: "Ale Kominík umí!"
Robert se ptá o hodině chemie Elišky: "Napíšeš mi číslo na Mikeše?"
SŠ: "Proč, chceš s nim sex?"
El.: "Já nevim, nemám tu mobil."
SŠ: "Jaktože, si nenosíš..."
Honza: "Nech ji bejt nee..."
Na Fr prof.: "Jak se řekne rozveselit se, Sašo."
Saša: "Jak? Francouzsky?"
Na matice Vorš.: "... v čitateli přičteme a odečteme 1..."
SŠ na Vorš.: "Počkej jako jak..."
Na Fr máme psát písemku, tak už poctivě každej sedíme zvlášť, aby sme neopisovali. Tomáš se zeptá: "Bude A, B?"
Saša: "A, B, C, D..."
Pak se Tomáš eště zeptal: "Kolik bude otázek?"
A Saša zas pohotově: "54."
Na Fr budem psát písemku a Prof. diktuje věty. Verča nestíhá: "Eště jednou prosím."
Prof. se tak podivá směrem na Sašu a řekne jednou to stačí.
Saša na obranu, že on se neptal: "Já to nebyl."
Jednou na fyzice zkoušíme s Meix. ňákej pokus, kde se musí něčim točit a ono to vytváří el. proud. Profesorce to moc nejde, protože nemá sílu, tak zavolá Sašu a ten na to: "Já nevim, co pak bude... Pak 320, pak kebab bude."
Před matikou před seminářem počítáme eště nějaký příklady, protože píšem opakovací temata. Tak na jeden příklad přídem a Eliška: "Tak Sašo, budeš házet kostkou a běda, jestli tam nepadne tenhle příklad."
Saša: "No, jestli bude graf tak sem v piči."
Probíráme v čj pár otázek na maturitu z jazyka. Kvas.: "Dej mouku ze mlejna na vozejk - to je spisovné. A dej múku ze mlyna na vozik - to už ne."
Saša: "Tomu vic rozumim."
Verča objevila po maturiťáku na kloubku na ruce nějakej šlinc a SŠ hned: "Dejte si na ni bacha, dala ranu klukovi. Veru, to je drsna holka."
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Is it true that China produces everything?
According to statistics, every item number five is produced in the "Middle Kingdom". It is not surprising, because there are many factories and industries in the country. The question is, what is China not yet engaged in the production of?
Production of goods in China
Now even operating systems and nuclear reactors, Beijing has put on production. Of course, something is still being purchased from other countries, but the active growth in production is visible to the naked eye.
What has China succeeded most in?
It is obvious that in clothing, shoes and other consumer goods.
Automated shoe sewing lines
Further, the figures are really striking in their scale - 70% of smartphones, 60% of construction materials, 90% of computers and components, and so on, are produced in China. The following areas are also developing - metallurgy, mechanical engineering and shipbuilding, well, it has been known for a long time about Beijing's actively developing program for space exploration. Even the robots beloved by Japan and Korea, China has recently been doing more.
Which companies from the West produce their goods in China?
It is easier to list those who do not produce their goods in this country, because companies such as Apple, Microsoft, Sony, Adidas, Nike, Gucci, Colgate, Nivea and many others have long found in China the main manufacturer of their goods.
Assembly conveyor line at a Chinese factory
There are explanations for this, one of them is the opportunity to open and launch your production according to a ready-made scheme in a very short time and with low costs.
What about cars?
The time when cars from China were like test cars has passed. Now this industry is growing very rapidly, and with it the quality of cars. Now the Chinese car industry is in no way inferior to other manufacturers in comparable classes.
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On the roads of any Russian city, you can find a lot of Chinese-made cars, and such popularity indicates the availability and reliability of these cars.
To sum up: is China about quality or not?
Of course, it is impossible to say unequivocally what the quality of the purchased thing will be, because China produces almost all types of goods and does it in huge volumes, but who and under what conditions produces this or that product is another question.
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A popular myth in our country about low-quality goods with the inscription "Made in China" appeared in the 1990s, it was then that cheap Chinese consumer goods began to appear on the markets of Russia and Europe. Now, serious and high quality control has been established at the factories of China. Any doubts of the quality control department about the product, send the products for reworking. And the success of Chinese companies in the field of mobile development suggests that a lot of attention is paid to the quality of products.
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